Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

They rizzin' on me

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

And still

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Yuh

I just wanna be your sigma

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

They rizzin' on me

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Freaking come here

You're so fanum tax

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

Gyatt’s Plan

You're so skibidi

Gyatt’s plan

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Give me your Ohio

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?